A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.
"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains
Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains
The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich
I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat
The barrier between Utah and surrounding states
Life behind the Zion curtain is very different
The Israel-Gaza Border Wall
Did you hear the news? Palestine broke through the Zion Curtain
This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.
Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.
"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"