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Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 07, 2022

Veganizer

inspiring beautiful sexy vegan

She became a veganizer after learning about sexy vegan and the fruitfulness behind the religion of veganity

by LilyCollin'sTwin May 31, 2018

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.

James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.

by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021

Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.

I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!

by Panmata January 26, 2018

Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.

"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."

by Ali Sea May 21, 2018

Vegan popper

Simultaneously ripping a vape and dab pen

You down for a vegan popper?

Yeah bro

by - dashmastaflash December 11, 2023