A fork of Rural Dictionary
There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.
Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."
When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.
Lindsey took a nice creaming in her mouth then Chicago snowballed it all over John.
When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.
Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings
When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO
Chicago has beer
the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.
we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)
we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.
fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.
we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.
home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.
you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.
so yeah chicago’s the best city.
“so you’re from illinois”
“no, i’m from chicago”
“damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”
“yeah i know”