A fork of Rural Dictionary
hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.
"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"
texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.
God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!
A mating call in gay clubs.
A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.
'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'
Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.
Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”