A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister
One who butts in to other peoples conversations, or tasks. Partaking in another persons task, or life goal. Stealing.
Jessica was completing the closing tasks at work when her co-worker came over and started completing the tasks for her. Jessica turned to him and said:
"Hey! Quit being an IN BUTT-ER!"
The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night
Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.
A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.
Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?
Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.
Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.
Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?
Similar to Vaginal Dabbing, but within the gay male community when a male inserts his finger into his rectum and pulls it out and then dabs behind their ears and neck area where one would apply a perfume or cologne in attempts to attract the opposite sex with pheromones, except in the case the same sex. Butt dabbers can usually be found at gay bars.
Johnny was getting ready to hit the gay scene up, but he decided to engage in a little butt dabbing before he left his apartment in attempts to attract other males at the gay club. What Johnny did not realize is he really just smelled like shit when he left.
Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.
I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.
A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"