Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pumpkin

fat chick

Look at that pumpkin over there

by Boyne January 29, 2019

Pumpkin

A very gay or well lesbian girl who has a large ass ( booty ) and is a hoe

Pumpkin needs to stop fucking other girls

by Pumpkin_LesbianGoddess November 13, 2018

pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 02, 2010

sexy man pumpkin

A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.

I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!

by nativedude11:11 September 20, 2020

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 22, 2023

Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.

Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

by NotSnappo August 01, 2022

Pumpkin Pounder

The type of girl a bloke named Blake Cuthbert would go for.

Gee Cuth loves the gingers, what a Pumpkin Pounder!

by Latch.K December 13, 2021