A fork of Rural Dictionary
If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.
Your such an "ASS WIPE"... Ughhh I hate you.
Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone
“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”
June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
National Jerk and a Wipe Day