A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.
Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.
Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)
“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.
The bit in between Christmas and New years Day
Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole
My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.
Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY
A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch
“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”