A fork of Rural Dictionary
a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island
Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.
I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?