Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

charcoal muncher

A woman who sleeps exclusively with black men

Look at your mom, she’s the definition of a charcoal muncher

by Chet Thundercock February 29, 2024

Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

Ass Muncher/Munchkins

niggers, black niggas of dookie sludge fun

That nigger over there is really slurping hay sludge(shit) or Ass Muncher/Munchkins.

by Sludge Muncher March 12, 2021

penis muncher

someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum

person one: *sucks dick*

person two: " you fucking penis muncher"

by BONKEN__ June 25, 2020

mut muncher

the act of getting a main meal from a vagina

"Hey did you see what that guy was eating last night, he is a total mut muncher!"

by knoberamus February 24, 2010

Straw Muncher

Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.

proper straw muncher, can't understand a word

by TyroneJenk July 20, 2024

cone muncher

A sick cunt that destroys monster cones.

Old mate has just ripped the fattest cone in existence and it did nothing. What a cone muncher

by Cone muncher March 31, 2024