A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe a violent bowel movement. Also known as Mudd Butt.
Hey Bowie who painted the back of the toilet? I think it was Gabe, he's had a bad case of shotgun butt.
the thing you say when wanting to end something that you consider cringe or bad, getting the shotgun to kill it.
this quote can only be said if you have a shotgun or toy gun to use after the line has been said.
me: sees that BFDI TF fanfic
also me: GET THE SHOTGUN
A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”
Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it
Do it by yourself or with others, Baseball\ Chicago on steroids, take your hit and when you get the blunt back, without exhaling, take another hit and so on until you can't hold anymore, then exhale but... you can not take in fresh air without smoke in your lungs and you cannot take a hit without smoke in your lungs. Easier by yourself but just as satisfying.
I call it shotgunning the blunt because you get halfway and it feels like you got shot in the throat by a shotgun. If you make it to the end you're an animal. " Hey, man wanna shotgun this blunt with me? ". " I love shotgunning a blunt by myself! "
(This works with nic too) Shotgunning is when you take a hit of your blunt (or nic) and exhale it into your friend’s or partner’s face or mouth.
I was shotgunning a blunt with my friend and he started kissing me with tongue.
I love when he shotguns his blunt in my mouth while we make out.
The act of peeing in the hole of a toilet as it is being flushed
Someone else didn't flush so I just pulled a Ukranian shotgun
When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.