Country Dictionary

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Pumpkin head

Pumpkin head is a fat lard with massive ass cheeks that every one wants to clap on

Mason-“wanna shag children today”
Thomas-“no I wanna clap pumpkin heads juicy cheeks”

by Sick your mum August 17, 2021

pumpkin head

when somebody do sum stupid (especially ina hood) n a bunch of ppl get together n beat em tf up till they head look like a pumpkin.

Yo u heard dat man Juan was textin lil girls?”
“ Yeah when i saw em i gave em a pumpkin head”

by mr.hitndip November 29, 2022

Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.

Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.

by Da Real November 03, 2011

Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.

Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

by NotSnappo August 01, 2022

Pumpkin Pounder

The type of girl a bloke named Blake Cuthbert would go for.

Gee Cuth loves the gingers, what a Pumpkin Pounder!

by Latch.K December 13, 2021

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern)

This emoji is often used by developers or gamers to express their frustrations (shows laughing in agony) Like AAAAAAAAAAAAahaaaaa! HA! hha! Ha!

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern)
Situation 1:
Developer (perfect writing code in concetration 6h withou't any mess !)
GOD: /summon minecraft:lightning_bolt ~x ~y ~ z at substation (↩enter)
Developer's PC: (⬛⬛)
Developer: 🎃
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Situation 2:
Rich Gamer (child of "rich" parents): Hey bro, this cool new game is awesome, I literally don't know what I would do if it didn't come out, I have to play it 24/7 now! being toxic
YOU(windows XP user without desk or way to cool the room): 🎃 🎃 🎃

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 09, 2017