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Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)

Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.

by Stylophone Jack April 24, 2021

British bass

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.

This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 10, 2019

speaking british

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.

speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)

by Purple Ninja Hippo March 27, 2010

british bricks

a british ginger with a fat red head

oh no isn't that british bricks? fuck i need to kill myself

by Duane! December 21, 2016

british cars

Horribly made cars

British cars always never fail... to fail

by —tails January 08, 2018

British belligerence

A General Manager that yells out "oh Jiminy crickets", "God dammit fuck me", and "oh bollocks.". large disgruntled, unorthodox, confounded, belligerent, yells out and speaks with such heavy accent and lowly that you can't understand him.

Steve yelled out something in British and Stefano said he was being"British belligerence"

by Crikeydikes September 16, 2021