A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shitty industrial city next to Lake Michigan that is home to the Bears, the Cubs, and one dude who is PISSED THE FUCK OFF that he can't get any action named JOSH BOYLE.
Chicago: a city where dreams go to die.
it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!
trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!
Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.
Yo did you hear about chicago
Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff
Literally hell on earth.
This is the place where the most wacky tacky insane voilent and ignorant things take place.
Rated 3rd place on earth next to Detroit and England.
Aye bro, did you hear about the guy who shot that kid cause he was wearing a blue shirt?
Man, we gotta get the fuck outta Chicago.
The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat
I have my girl a Chicago penetration last night
When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away
When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.