A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.
Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house
A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??
Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”
*claps gooch*
When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".
racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?
I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.
Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy