Country Dictionary

To be ejaculated on or in as defined originally by Jay.

“You close bae” “Yeah bae I’m about to get salty all over you”.

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint" i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

To get relished is When someone throws a cup of relish at you not gon lie!

Yo yo, Didn’t you get relished earlier by ______ bruh?

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either." Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism." Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good." Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

Getting maz'd is were one is shot by a fellow noob on a css public server either by or someone equivalent of maz's ability. Also defind by sniffmikehunt : (a noobish rookie error)

Its 1 vs 1 with nobody else remaining. You shoot him or a noob in the head but they don't die. He sprays at you with his ak waving it around like a tard and gets a random headshot. Everyone on the server errupts with laughter. "OMG you got maz'd" hence Getting maz'd

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops* Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)