Country Dictionary

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Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.

He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )

by Tehemokdgj August 08, 2022

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 01, 2016

shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"

by liquid death May 07, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

bump off

murder someone.

The gangsters threatened to bump off anyone who snitched to the police. (Note: This is a fictional scenario, and violence is not something to be taken lightly.)

by Arminkshipper July 24, 2024

Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .

Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.

by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 29, 2017