Country Dictionary

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

jon-roll

A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.

If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.

Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.

Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

Good jon

Verb; means for good oath or good luck for many years to come.

Hey you beat cancer good jon to you.