A fork of Rural Dictionary
White person from the Midwest
“Ugh! Jeshua is such a corn muncher!”
Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
Hey look its queen muff muncher.
This extremely rare condition consists of having a massive forhead and a penis so scary looking you could win as a grammy nominated horror film about people’s reactions to this atrocity of a dick. This symptom will produce uncontrollable amounts of negativity to just overwhelm your soul with self doubt, mental clarity, suicidal thoughts, self sabotage feelings, anxiety and extreme life threatening depression. Not even a ray gun right to the mouth could fucking fix this condition. It hurts so bad to be around someone with this condition you will single handedly just want to get ran over repeatedly and feel every second of it. The only way to solve this rare disaster of a illness and person is to abandon them and make them suffer as much as possible. There are side affects of doing this. They can consist of the person finding your exact location and rapidly sucking you off as a form of punishment.
Libby sucked thus guy off for no reason because he was having one of his Libcuzi Muncher episodes. Shit was fucking crazy.
A bitch that eats a lot of pickles
Jacob eats a fuck ton of pickles; he is a pickle muncher.
A person who eats out a black girls vagina or anus.
Man, I am such a fudge muncher!
Toe munchers love to eat toes like they eat munchies on a daily and they wear glasses and probably got daddy issues and most likely named Naomi, jessabel, Rosalina, hannah. They got a dirty room and white .
David- do you know who the toe muncher is?
Rosalina- no I don’t
David- hahahaha
Rosalina- what’s so funny
David- your a toe muncher by definition
Rosalina- no I am NOT!!!
David- hahaha yea you’re
Rosalina- storms off and walks away!!!
Toe munchers love to nibble on toes, like nibbling on those last bits of crumbs in the munchie bag, they’re described as wearing glasses, crusty shoes/ slippers. Loves anime, size of a midget- 4’11-5’3
Steve Harvey - hey nay-nay ( Naomi )
Naomi- wsp
Steve harvey- you sound like a toe muncher
Naomi- nah man I ain’t no toe muncher you is tho
Steve harvey- that’s not me but do you know what a toe muncher is
Naomi- yea duh
Steve harvey- no you don’t if you don’t know you fit the description