A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.
Bob: Hey, what is that? Billy: Oven toast... Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid? Billy: maybe...
Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.
Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>
Simply put, your own asshole. A nice warm personal oven just for you or a close friends thumb.
Look at Neil over there checking if his Thumb Oven is preheated.
when a man shoves his dick inside of a womens ass and she shits on his dick
My girl gave me an arabic oven last night.
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I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it. Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.