A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
My boss likes to play police over a warehouse
I am the warehouse police
The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters
"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"
Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?
A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
“FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!”
League of legends players that consider themselves as high elo, use this idea to destroy diamond players.
Diamond player: omg, do nash u troll
Master tier player: fuck this shit, here comes the diamond police
**They loose**