A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.
Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!
Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
there just pot brownies
me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up
eating like a vegan for much or parts of your life, but not ensuring that all the animals are set free and never killed
I have enjoyed quasi-veganism, but I am not trying to stop killing all of the animals, partly because I still eat a minimal amount of meat, at the least.
The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"
Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.