A fork of Rural Dictionary
A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
Making an error in judgment while high.
Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."
a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.
“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”
when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”