Country Dictionary

Spongebob Balloon walks in a store and also very scary11!!11!

Person 1: omg did you see that spongebob balloon meme??!! Person 2: yes it's very creepy!!!!!!!111

When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody

I threw a yellow balloon at that kid

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?" His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."

Helium tank with balloons in it

Balloon Time is the best.

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.