Country Dictionary

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chum the weasel

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that

Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him

by AUUUUUUGH May 10, 2022

ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey

Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"

by T95 January 02, 2014

weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 16, 2013

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 04, 2022

Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

organic weasel

A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair

Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel

by Doyourballsjingle May 01, 2021