A fork of Rural Dictionary
To become pregnant
Tina: "Have you heard about Vanessa? She got popped off. She's 8 weeks."
A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.
Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean
This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.
1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"
“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”