A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for a lower back tattoo.
This term almost made me not get my tattoo altogether until I realized that life goes on and of course, I cannot let a stranger’s thought persuade me to not get something I want on MY body.
That being said I absolutely cannot stand the term “ Tramp Stamp “.
When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.
I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.
Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.
After giving her a blind puppy, I decided she needed a Vadar Stamp.
Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma
These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.
Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window
Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window
When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.
Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.