A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
Jax is a gooch wipe
Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.
P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!
When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again
Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe
The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
Bri's way of saying "money for drugs"
Bri called and asked for money for wipes,, what she ment was money for drugs!
When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."