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Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby June 30, 2011

Sloppy Toppy With a Twist

A kind gesture done as a form of kindness to a man

The other day Jenny gave me a Sloppy Toppy With a Twist because i took her dog to the vet.

by The true chad November 14, 2023

coocoon twist

when an individual preferably male holds and twist the coocoon (vagina)of a female.

suck my cal before i give you a coocoon twist.

by cal_juice November 24, 2022

Haitian Twist

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.

"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

ribbidy twist

When you hit that twist on the dance floor with skibidi rizz.

1: “did you hear Joe did the ribbidy twist yesterday”
2: “yeah that Gyat was mesmerizing

by JOERMAMA March 04, 2024

twisted charlie

twisting a Nip

Damn you really gave him a twisted Charlie?? Harsh

by Twisted Charlie March 20, 2023

Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi

The 2025 incident between Twisted dandy and goob from Roblox game Dandy's world. Dont ask what happened but to put it short there was claws involved and lots of hurt goob.

Man I sure want to know the Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi incident

by Twisted dandy x goob spicy yai January 25, 2025