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Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.

I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...

by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024

Vanilla

(adj.) a word that describes someone acting unbelievably white; a stereotypical goody-two-shoes white person; a basic white person (as vanilla is basic and white)

Samantha posted a picture of her latte? How vanilla.

by theleftboob December 21, 2014

Vanilla

A game without mods.

I had to get nraas mods for my sims 3 game. The game runs like crap vanilla.

by UrbanBrokenDragon July 25, 2015

Vanilla

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Vanilla is the best thing ever

by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024

Vanilla

not vanilla, but somewhat vanilla.

He is so Vanilla

by jerrywithat September 20, 2020

Vanilla

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.

Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?

by smbdy19 October 08, 2023

Vanilla

The complete opposite of kinky; To be plain In sex

Oh my god! Kensleigh is so vanilla!

by Kensleighisvanilla27 May 18, 2019