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Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.

Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.

by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024

Woke

Woke according to an Melaninated American (Not to be confused with a SJW) Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke. 1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye. Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke) 2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt. (Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.) Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.

The government doesn’t not want us to wake up and they are banning history! #staywoke

by ReclaimWoke March 27, 2023

Woke

A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.

These woke people are destroying black owned businesses but claim they’re fighting racism.

by Consuelasdad April 24, 2023

woke

a word hijacked by the CIA. it used to mean to be aware of the evil and lies in the world.

original meaning: yo dude you hear about the hundreds of scientists and academics that published scientific proof that WTC7 was brought down via controlled demolition? yeah? dawg!!!! YOU WOKE!!! new meaning: the entire world is on fire and our species will be extinct within 100 years if we are not 100% renewable by 2030. but that doesn't matter. because first we must acknowledge the feelings of homosexuals. we must be woke. everyone come on. be woke. gosh. people have feelings. okay? gosh!!

woke

SEE: Bullshit

Look up the word bullshit for a complete definition of woke.

by ericlebo March 18, 2023

woke

delusional projection of self-righteousness

She was proud of being woke until i explained her hypocrisy.

by xphnctre March 18, 2023

Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.

The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.

by jondich November 25, 2023