A fork of Rural Dictionary
When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night?? Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.
I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..
The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...
The phlegm that is brought up rather suddenly whilst smoking the devils lettuce. Not to be confused with chunder this maniacal beast will rear his head on rare occasions and leave you with a mouth full of spit or with disappointment from ruining that new shirt or blouse.
“Ew, yuck oi! You just dug-slugged on my shirt”. “That was a close one! Just stopped old mate dug-slug from ruining that pretty blouse”.