A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is fat, but you want them to feel better about themselves by calling them skinny bean
yo skinny bean,your so skinny you dont even understand
An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.
"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"
To experience the pain of dealing with a complete fucking idiot of a co-worker. Primarily reserved for those that are, well, skinny. But is equally applicable to fat fuckers as well.
You've been skinnied.
To be fucking around or joking.
Jimbo said he didn’t teamkill, to which Clim replied: you must be Skinny dickin
receiving oral from a skinny woman
Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?
When you run from your room to the bathroom naked post sex
L: “Have you got a towel I could use to cover up”
E: “Just skinny trip everyone’s asleep”
A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock
"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."