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Potatoes that were exiled from their rightful roots and were cut to fit a French Friess shape
Vegan fries Vegan Fries are horrible things
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.
May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.
You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.
a garden
After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!
Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!
Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"