A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sport the biggest pussies in the world, they are all soft pieces of shit.
You play soccer, fucking pussy
The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.
Yeah bro u wanna play a game of soccer.
The world's worst, and overrated sport.
Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.
A game Brazilians take way too fucking seriously.
Those damn Brazilians are calling it god damn football. IT’S SOCCER.
kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.