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Blake is a beautiful, kind, and rad girl. She literally is all talk but if given the chance she would beat ur ass. Everyone should have someone in their life like Blake because she makes bad times fade away. Nothing could change her personality and how much she feels for everyone. Def a little fruity tho
“My friend Blake is so rad”
“Really, what does he look like?”
“It’s a girl and she’s pretty af”
“Blake is a guy name”
“ Check yourself bitch”
There would be no flawless definition for “Blake.” He is perfect beyond words, and has the prettiest hair. His smile will light up a room no matter the circumstances, he tries his best to make others happy even though he’s the one that needs it. Being in love with a Blake is like floating on clouds, it’s ethereal and so is he. He can be very sarcastic at times but that’s what makes him him. It’s impossible not to laugh around him, he always has the funniest jokes. (Especially dad ones) His eyes are so incredibly beautiful, it’s very difficult not to stare at them. No one could compete with him. He’d win anything, due to his smarts and academic abilities. I see him as a perfectionist. Blake’s usually play soccer, with no flaws. It’d be considered his whole life, since he’s so amazing at it. There’s too much to a “blake” that he would be impossible to define. He’s an incredibly amazing soul who can appear to be shy but opens up once he forms a liking to you. If you ever date a Blake, you will always be considered the most luckiest person on this earth. He’s the only person I will ever be in love with. He makes you feel so happy and special, it’s hard to go without talking to him sometimes. I would list him as a scaredy-cat though, apparent to his fear of horror movies. (He gets bad nightmares to them) if anything were to happen between us, I wouldn’t be able to think of anything but him. He will forever be on my mind 25/8. I will love him forever <33.
“Yo you started dating blake? No way you got that lucky”
“Ya man i hit the jackpot . Rad right?”
It’s the day u give Blake his G-day gifts.
Gabe: aye it’s Blake’s G-day
Joe: I know, I got him his g-day gift
A real suss boy. That one meat stick, meatball, meat head, bone head, pin head, egg head, grease ball with the glasses and bowl cut that looks like Vector for Despicable Me. He acts frisky in career class and tries to touch you, so watch out. He never does is work, and he likes to occasionally poke you with his booner. He’ll siphon your chromosomestoo.
Blake Boone has excessive amounts of chromosomes. Ex: “Is that Blake Boone... duhhh.. I think he has some of my chromosomes...duhhh...”
A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.
Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.