A fork of Rural Dictionary
A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism
"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!
When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable
Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"
A girl who just doesn't give two fucks. She does what she wants to, when she wants to. She says things that will just make everyone think, "fuckin' Becky".
Did you hear who set of the smoke alarms in the dorm?
Yeah, it was Becky down the hall.
Awww man, Fuckin' Becky!!
A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”
“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”
“…. “
Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
A slang term for gasoline. Typically in response to high prices.
"Thanks to inflation, gas is like liquid fuckin' gold."
Using a zip lock baggie as a condom during sex.
On Valentine’s Day I surprised my date with a zip lock and we did some “Baggie Fuckin’”