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french stamp

When a person pulls their butt cheeks apart and farts on another person’s forehead, leaving a little juice.

Waking up with a hangover, I realized that I had received a French stamp in the night while my friends were still partying.

by Clamantha July 26, 2019

Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".

by My name is mud. January 18, 2025

Crazy stamp

This is whenot you meet someone and right away you know they are out of their mind and you want to stamp the work crazy right across their forehead.

I just meat Erica...she totally gets the crazy stamp

by MarianneM November 29, 2016

doughnut stamp

when you spread your ass cheeks and put your dirty/greasy or for perfection and finesse... swamp assery on any exposed skin on some ones body and leave and impression of a doughnut.

1. I just had the green apple squirts and totally doughnut stamped ben on his face.

2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.

by red meat November 27, 2011

Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.

Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.

by Cletus Duke January 26, 2017

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.

by jacknut January 18, 2012

[NIX] Stamp

NIX Stamp: 1.n. Similar to a mushroom stamp the NIX stamp is placed when the Eve-Online corperation Phoenix Industries wants to let the world know that they dicked you out of an object or place of value.

1. "NIX"
2. "We're about to slap off a NIX Stamp"

by Lazerous_Random July 21, 2009