A fork of Rural Dictionary
The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".
If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.
DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too
Granny stoner weed!!!
- Cursed.
Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun
This lady stoner gets shit done.
Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.
Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.
Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.
A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint
You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.
She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.