A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross
Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.
"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."
"For real"
A person who exclusively dates/hooks up with people of color, particularly black people. And/or has a serious preference for eating black p**sy
Jason is melanin muncher. All his girlfriends were black.
Someone who exclusively dates/hooks up with black people or has a serious preference for eating black p**sy.
Jason is a melanin muncher
A man (dan) is a dog muncher. His dad also has (cut ankles)
A man (dan) has stolen a dog and is a dog muncher. (Dans dad) has cut ankles.