A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act
She did the Louisiana split on the dick
When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!
Hey what are you doing today? nothing. you wanna do something? sure. how about a platano split? Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.
I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.
When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo. Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp