A fork of Rural Dictionary
a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.
Damn, that woman is a woke-um.
People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.
Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.
A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"
"I woke up today And I knew it was gonna be a great day" - Grøøt, 2024
1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection. 2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude! Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences"
Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness
When you’re woke and smoke herb.
Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.
Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.