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When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan
Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.
Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.
Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.
Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.
I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.
Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.
Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.
I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.
Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish
Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”