Country Dictionary

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Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.

A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.

by Luther Blisss December 07, 2021

Police

Opps

The police following us bro. Drive faster!

by It'sAboveMeNow April 20, 2020

Police

A person or group from or with the job of protecting civilians. Popular ones include: LAPD, NYPD.

Police protects the Law also known as "Policy" most likely the origin of said word.

Other synonyms include
Law Enforcement
Officer
Police Officer
Law Enforcer
Sheriff

The police is on their way to that building to catch the fugitives.

This is the police! Open up!

Police Departments are important to city safety!

by BlueGDictionaries April 28, 2023

Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.

The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.

by NakliTechie January 27, 2021

Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.

The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.

by Nakli Techie January 27, 2021

online police

Fabrizio Romano’s secret weapon

Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug

by TMDNS February 24, 2024

thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024