A fork of Rural Dictionary
The stuff pedos give to children
As you see, Pedophiles give children their secret sauce to their cheese pizzas™.
A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.
You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now
A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.
Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."
When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
A sexy blue bunny... He's too secret... He's so blue and secret...
Hey! Look at this bunny secret!
Oh my... *cums*
A person that looks sexy / attractive
L3XM4CK4N: Omg it's Bunny Secret!!! I'm going to cum...
When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me