A fork of Rural Dictionary
Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards. Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.
Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??" Person: "Nah." Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."
verb 1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle. noun 1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb "forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment" noun "the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble" "in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus? Liz: only one glass of wine Uber Driver: face of disappointment ------------------------------------- Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life? Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
To be extremely intoxicated; faded
I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
Uber Gas- The ultimate marijuana high with a super gassy nose. Uber leaves you like your eyes are closed with the desire to move but not the ability. Gas is the gassy nose, when you open the bag in the living room and your wife says damn baby what did you open it stinks in a good way GAS.
Man I stopped by the plugs spot last night and grabbed a zip of that UBER GAS!