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Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.
Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert
A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
A sex toy subscription company
Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?
A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.
"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".
Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.
Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!
(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.