A fork of Rural Dictionary
A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.
"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
When you suck someone's dick to get more weed.
Bro, I ran out of weed last night, so I had to do a stoner lick for 2 grams.
A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
Stoner prep is the word to describe how young “rappers” that got famous out of nowhere dress.
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
Bill: hey bob I like that sweater but is it supposed to have all those rips in it?
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.
Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."
*4 hours later*
James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory
Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah
friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill