Country Dictionary

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Yawning Rainbows

Pukeing. Esp. Projectile Vomiting into the open air.

"I had some of the dollar a scoop chinese buffet, topped with a few beers, and ended up Yawning Rainbows all afternoon"

by FireMoth February 20, 2006

anal yawning

After an intense session of analy intercourse the indivual pulls out and the receiver is left with a large gaping anal abyss that has direct site into the receivers anal cavity for a short time. The anal cavity actual opens and closes as though it were taking short quick breaths.

I fucked this chick in the ass so hard she had hardcore anal yawning, and I could smell her lower intestines.

by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009

yawn out

When your cuddling with someone, then you yawn, and after the yawn, your no longer cuddling with them.

I always have to yawn out when with Cassie, that bitch stinks!

by Joseph Block October 23, 2007

Lumpy Yawn

One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.

Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"

by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009

bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster July 01, 2009

Yawn Gag

The action of almost tossing your cookies after a very successful yawn

Charlie yawn gagged after yawning with Stephanie

by Barlie Chorkenhagen September 07, 2020

Badger Yawn

A fart that begins with a faint whine and slowly evolves into a mighty roar.

Good God! Badger Yawn! Get the Febreeze!

by Truck Truck Goose September 07, 2009