A fork of Rural Dictionary
this is shit you dont wanna see when you grow older.
person 1: yo i got algebra person2: really? im 4 years younger than you so idk person1: its shit you dont wanna see
1) A class that most people in the United States can't master because they are mentally lazy and weak and incapable of concentrating on anything for more than 2 seconds unless it will result in an orgasm. 2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News). 3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives. 4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron
Moron trying to do an algebra problem: It says x + 1 = 2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra! I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with myself until I forget how dumb I am. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your algebra? Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all right because I read the book and didn't stop until my answers matched the answers in the back of the book. Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then I will feed you! Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material. Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living. Algebra is dumb!
A form of math invented by monks in the olden ye tymes to figure out what the hypotnuse of a triangle was. Most of it is useless to you- only the easy stuff like 10x=30 is what you will actually use in life. Unless you become a computer programmer. Then you're screwed. Relatively simple- only dumbasses say it's hard.
I took algebra in 6th grade- I got beat up alot. But that's when I realized the heavy ass book could be used to hit people on the head with. Huzzah.
1. North Korea's premier torture technique typically involving odd chants. These chants often involve the phrase "X plus or minus", "Y over two", "4AC", or "Variable" 2. A subject in school designed to hold back students. Synonym of "to torture". 3. Ritual sacrifice of a student's GPA. 4. Satanic magic.
1. The North Korean prisoner refused to admit to disrespecting Kim Jong Un, so the guards forced him to undergo algebra courses until he confessed. 2. Johnny told Mark he had to go to summer school for algebra, making Mark feel sorry for him. 3. Lisa knew that eventually, she'd have to sacrifice her GPA by undergoing algebra. 4. To his dismay, Ross found a group of hooded figures preforming algebra in the school basement.
1. (noun) The blond blonde babe with the major league boobs who helps you with your math classes.
“Dude, I understand this algebra crap cold, but since Linda is my Alge-Bra, I play dumb. The girl’s got some fine cans."
You're probably doing your algebra homework right now at 11 pm when you should be asleep, fuck algebra.
Nah it's cool, I'll leave it off until tonight......FUCK IT'S 11 PM, fuck algebra..
The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.
I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.